ZOMBIES

I am having a sudden craving for zombies (that came out wrong--I don't mean as canapes or anything; I'm just in the mood to watch zombie movies and read zombie fiction). This must be a side effect of missing North American Halloween.

So, dear people, I will be immeasurably grateful for zombie commentfic, even if it is only a sentence or two long. I particularly like real person zombies: Ayn Rand, Vladimir Putin, Sarah Palin. Okay, it is admittedly difficult to picture Sarah Palin as a zombie, but I can totally picture as the plucky heroine defending her Alaskan town from, say, zombie!Putin. SOMEONE WRITE THAT.